Want to become a werewolf

Hummm lets see how u can become a werewolf.

I method

Find a werewolf and get bitten or scratched by it. Now the problem here is that, first finding a werewolf is like finding a needle in a haystack. These days every wolf claims that it is a
werewolf............Also the goverment is not doing much to protect the almost extinct species of real werewolves.

Even if somehow u r able to find a werewolf, the chances that it will only slightly injure u instead of tearing u into countless pieces is one in a million...........so be wise and drop this idea.



II Method

Born into a family that has the werewolf curse upon them. Many of these hereditary curses are alleged to go back thousands of years and usually stem from something horrible that occurred in the family bloodline causing that family to be cursed. A powerful sorcerer could have applied the curse to the family or a God or demon could have applied the curse. Now birth and death r not in ur hand. So drop this idea also.



III Method

Use black magic or enter into a pact with the devil. Throughout the medieval ages it was believed that werewolves were people who used black magic or make a blood pact with Satan. But u dont know black magic.And How on earth u will find devil and enter into a pact with it. So sorry, this method will not work either.



IV Method

eat the brain or flesh of werewolf //but were to find werewolf:
dropped


eat the brain of wolf //this might work if u r non vegi


drinking water from the paw print of a savage wolf // might work


drinking from a cursed stream // how to find cursed stream: dropped


drinking from a stream where three or more wolves have drunk from recently //this might work



eating human flesh // wont work, cannibals never became werewolvels anywhere in the history.


having sex or sexual contact with a werewolf. // hahahah u wont remain alive to ve sex......wat a joke



V Method

Use a magic belt.When the person put on the belt they would transform into the werewolf and when they were ready to become human again they would release the belt. //buy one if it is available in wallmart lol.



VI Method


Incantations and magick ointments. The incantations are poem sounding chants that can be send at different times of the year, often in conjunction with special zodiac events or full moons.


Here is one incantation u can try on full moon in a deep forest. Speak as loudly as u can so that the wolf spirits or the moon-goddess can hear u:



"Hail, Hail, Hail, great wolf spirit, Hail!

A boon I ask thee, mighty shade.

Within this circle I have made.

Make me a werewolf strong and bold.

The terror alike of young and old.

Grant me a figure tall and spare;

The speed of the elk, the claws of the bear;

The poison of snakes, the wit of the fox;

The stealth of the wolf, the strength of the ox;

The jaws of the tiger, the teeth of the shark;

The eyes of a cat that sees in the dark;

Make me climb like a monkey, scent like a dog;

Swim like a fish, and eat like a hog.

Haste, Haste, Haste, lonely spirit, Haste!

Here, wan and drear, magic spell making,

Findest thou me - shaking, quaking.

Softly fan me as I lie.

And thy mystic touch apply.

Touch apply, and I swear that when I die,

When I die, I will serve thee evermore,

Evermore, in grey wolf land, cold and raw."

"Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxx-eater!

Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxxxx-eater!

Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxxxx-eater!

I pine for blood! xxxxx blood!

Give it to me! Give it to me tonight!

Great Wolf Spirit! Give it to me, and heart, body, and soul, I am

yours!"


// I ve no idea whether this incantation will work or not but i am sure u will get attention of all wild animals lol. They will thank the moon goddess 4 providing them a free mid night dinner :))



Here is how u will look when u will read a book in ur class after becoming a werewolf.





Warning: ur classamtes will be jealous of u. So take them lightly. Dont eat them just because of their jealousy lol.