Weird Excuses guys can come up with

when caught red handed fucking another girl. How they will explain their act later to their girl friends:

--- "Honey that girl came up from no where and raped me. I am victim of sexual assault."


--" that was ur hallucination. You need sex honey."


-- "That was a part of my science project. Dont u know i doing research on human mating and orgasm"


--"I am sorry. I shoud have asked u:("



--"Dont be so jealous. It was just a healthy sex"


--" what u saw was fake sex. Actually i was doing rehearsal 4 my annual college porn video"


--"I was warming up 4 our honey moon dear"


--"Hey it wasnt my fault. Blame little Jhonny (penis). He is the culprit.


--"Hey i didnt cheat on u. Infact u cheated on me. I was testing u. u didnt stop me and abandoned me to get engaged in unintentional sex"


--"u should ve stopped me. If u rnot going to correct me , then who will. Very bad. I didnt expect this from u.


--" The light was dim. I fucked her, thinking it was u"


--"Actually i was masturbating with her. And maturbation is not considered as cheating, i guess.


--"I didnt cheat on u. I told u yesterday that i am going to meet a client 4 a big business deal and things may get out of control."