Contour Y- The most controversial theory of mine

I started formulating this theory when i entered my teens and now even at the age of 26 i am still working on it. Many people criticised this theory when i published it in my school magazine. i was declared dark, evil,pessimist, gloomy and other bullshits. But who cares a damn. I got rave reviews from many like minded people.


This theory is based on my life ill experiences and the things i learned from these ill experiences.


Proposition-I: GOD DONT EXIST

If he was present, people would ve nt been suffering for ages around the world esp those who r terminally ill or suffering from deadily incurable diseases OR those who r extremely poor and hungry. We need someone to blame 4 our misfortune and failures. And for this we ve created this imaginary thing in our minds.




Proposition-II: EVIL DO EXIST

His presence can be felt every where. We can see him, feel him unlike god. We respect and fear him. Remember whenever something bad happens with us we say 'god damn' and not 'evil damn'. Even during bad times we cant dare to curse evil. He lives inside us and get evoked whenever we do sins. We cant live without lying or commiting any sin and thus cant survive without him. He is the integral part of our lives.


Proposition-III: ITS COOL TO BE PESSIMIST

Pessimist ve constant fear and doubts about their abilities and the situations around them. This fear and doubts acts as a driving force to be more careful and to do better all the time. There analytical ability is much more powerful than the opptimist. With the passage of time, pessimist improve there ability to take calaculated risks and thus become better in risk management. Since they try to do better all the time, they painfully but surely reach there goals withing the deadline.



Proposition-IV: PEOPLE WANT TO BE UNHAPPY, FRUSTRATED AND MISERABLE


Imagine if we r happy all the time. How horrible the experience will be.yyyyyyyyyyy? Since we r happy all the time, we wont feel happiness at all. Believe it or faint, we will be jealous of those who r unhappy and less fortunate. Thats y extremely rich people r generally sadistic. People get a sort of pleasure not only from their own misery but from other people's misery also. Eg:

--- All blockbuster movies ve generally sad ending like Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, Gladiator etc.


--- Most of the books/movies' famous characters are sad, dark,
frustrated, miserable or surrounded by tons of problems like RAMBO, HULK, BATMAN, SPIDERMAN, HARRY POTTER, GLADIATOR etc.


--- People love to get sympathy and compassion from those who are around and near.



Proposition-V: THERE R NO DESIGNATED PLACES 4 HELL OR HEAVEN

As long as u r true to urself u will find urself in heaven and the
moment u decieve ur self u will be on the highway to hell.



Proposition-VI: GOD IS NOT THE CREATOR OF THIS WORLD OR UNIVERSE


If u ve any doubt, go to the library and read:

-- Darwin's theory of evolution (Explains evolution of life on earth)

-- Big Bang theory (Explains creation of universe)

-- Newton's law of gravitation

-- Einstein's theory of relativity

-- Atomic and sub atomic Theories (Explain the composition of various elements on earth)



Proposition-VII: Who is Superior, a man or a woman.

This is the most controversial of all propositions. This is an eye brow raising question. Who is superior. Lets Anaylse. Give 10 points to every +ve thing regarding ur gender.
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Smarter: Men............... (It is scientifically proved that men's
brain work 10 times faster than that of women. So they r able to
process information faster. It means they pick up things faster. Learn new thing quickly, and better in solving logical based or math related questions. So they r smarter.Sorry women :(



Mentally Stronger: Women............. (Men r quite weak mentally. Women on the other hand r very strong mentally and can work/survive under extremely depressed or unfavourable circumstances. So hey women here u won :)



Physically Stronger: Men (any doubt)


Compassionate: Women


Adorable: Women


Lovely: women


Kind: Women


Gentle: Women


Dangerous: men (most of the murderers in history r men)


Jealous: Women (who can be more jealous than them lol)


Talkative: Women (I love talkative women :)


Faithfull: Women


Good Employees: Women (Always try 2 hire women esp if u r in marketing)


Sincere: Women


Better Sales person: Women (wat there smile can do, million efforts of the most experienced sales man cant do)


Passionate: Women ( women libido is 8 times stronger than that of men)



Helpful: Men.... (It may sound strange but its true. Women rarely help strangers. On the other hand men dont ve any problem helping just any body. A man will do anything esp to help a woman lol. If u ve doubt, go ahead and ask help from a man when u r stranded on a loney highway at night. Although there is no guarantee whether he will expect anything in return 4 help or not lol.



Caring: women (any doubt)


Disciplined: Men


Strugglers: women (they ve to struggle a lot more in this
men's world :(



Short-tempered: Men (u need just few words to boil them)


Frustrated: Men (its strange but i ve never seen any frustrated woman)


Creative: hummmmm.....I say men (most of the famous artists in history r/were men)


Better Cook: men (most of the famous chefs in this world r men)


Better Sports-person: Men (any doubt)



So wats the score. Who is superior men or women?

i wont calculate the score here. U find it out urself. Since i am
straight and i dont wont to displease women, so no matter wats the score, i say women r superior lol.


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