Although i look quite witty and interesting at the workplace. But i guess i am quite boring. Live with me 4 a week and u will find out .
So i thought my girl should be equally boring otherwise i wont be able to do justice with her lol. It sounds quite strange but it is true.
I am a chatter box and can chat for hours and hours. I can hangout with u 4 the whole day. Can attend parties after parties. But, there is always a but. Only when i have nothing else 2 do. And usually i am bussy 24/7 :(.
My sister is as boring as me. And guess wat, we both r capricorns. So when we r together on a holiday, we r usually at home. She is busy with her work (which is usally sleeping) and i am with my work.
I find going out for a shopping a totally waste of time and infact go 4 shopping only when it is absolutely necessary. Same is the case with parties and movies. Totally waste of time 4 me. I want 2 have girl friend but wont like to hang out with her everyday. Once in a week is acceptable. But in that case also not 4 the whole day.
I guess a very social and demanding girl wont like all this. They need much more attention than i can afford 2 give. So i guess a boring girl will be the best 4 me. Or I can say, a girl who is happy in her own world most of the time.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Bravenet Sucks
Today also, bravenet.com didnt work and with this my hope to become SEO is going to get over. I worked day and night so hard to develop my website eventmanagement.bravehost.com and worked even harder to optimize it 4 various search engines and submiting it to various internet directories.....but all in vain.......all my months of hard work is going to draine.
I cant access the bravenet server and therefore cant work on my
website. I created this website to show it as a proof of my work to my prospective employers.And hope to get a SEO job on its basis. But now since i cant make it better, i feel devastated. Once againg all my hardwork brings me nothing but pain and misfortune.
Everytime i try to rise above, i am swift away by misfortune or something else. y i need to work hard all the time and then also doomed to get poor results.....people who dont work hard, get average results.And they r satisfied with that. They ve this thing in their mind, that yeah we didnt work hard othewise we would ve got better results. But wat about those poor souls who work day and night like maniacs and still get poor results or worst, zero results.
Everybody see only one thing and that is output. No matter how hard u work if ur output is zero, u r zero in the eyes of ur boss, in the eyes of ur collegues..........u r looser in short.......declared incompetent by ur company and eventually by the people near and dear to u.Nobody cares how u won by hook or crook. The main thing is u must win.
How painful its going to be, to go back to that profession i abhore. Back to those semi literate, uncivilized boneheads...Back to those bossy, hard headed CEOs of companys..Back to damn marketing...Back to begging each and every client to buy ur product or service....Back to the state of restlesness and boredom..........Oh how difficult it is to do wat u dont want to do and u ve 2 do to survive....How suffocating it is.*************
Y i am telling u all this. cos i ve no one 2 tell.
People around me dont listen 2 me.They just dont care a damn. I know there is nothing much u can do either. Nobody can do anything.People come alone in this world and alone they depart.
I wish i had someone to give me directions. Someone who can polish me and train me to use my skills and abilities in the most efficient and effective manner. Somone who can constantly encourage me and boost my spirit. Someone who can introduce me to simple pleasures of life. Someone who can tell me, how to live life the right way.How to enjoy life inspite of tons of problems and uncertainty about everything. How to be a go-getter. How to work less and get more. How to solve problems without worring too much. How to live each day as it is ur last...........i dont think i am asking 2 much. A companion like this is worth billion dollars. More valuable than the word valuable itself.
Any person who gets a companion like this is the luckiest person on earth. He then doesnt need anything else.....But where is that person. where he/she is hiding..How to find him/her..........
CONFIDENCE +DETERMINATION + CONSISTENCY +KNOWLEDGE+LUCK= SUCCESS
I cant access the bravenet server and therefore cant work on my
website. I created this website to show it as a proof of my work to my prospective employers.And hope to get a SEO job on its basis. But now since i cant make it better, i feel devastated. Once againg all my hardwork brings me nothing but pain and misfortune.
Everytime i try to rise above, i am swift away by misfortune or something else. y i need to work hard all the time and then also doomed to get poor results.....people who dont work hard, get average results.And they r satisfied with that. They ve this thing in their mind, that yeah we didnt work hard othewise we would ve got better results. But wat about those poor souls who work day and night like maniacs and still get poor results or worst, zero results.
Everybody see only one thing and that is output. No matter how hard u work if ur output is zero, u r zero in the eyes of ur boss, in the eyes of ur collegues..........u r looser in short.......declared incompetent by ur company and eventually by the people near and dear to u.Nobody cares how u won by hook or crook. The main thing is u must win.
How painful its going to be, to go back to that profession i abhore. Back to those semi literate, uncivilized boneheads...Back to those bossy, hard headed CEOs of companys..Back to damn marketing...Back to begging each and every client to buy ur product or service....Back to the state of restlesness and boredom..........Oh how difficult it is to do wat u dont want to do and u ve 2 do to survive....How suffocating it is.*************
Y i am telling u all this. cos i ve no one 2 tell.
People around me dont listen 2 me.They just dont care a damn. I know there is nothing much u can do either. Nobody can do anything.People come alone in this world and alone they depart.
I wish i had someone to give me directions. Someone who can polish me and train me to use my skills and abilities in the most efficient and effective manner. Somone who can constantly encourage me and boost my spirit. Someone who can introduce me to simple pleasures of life. Someone who can tell me, how to live life the right way.How to enjoy life inspite of tons of problems and uncertainty about everything. How to be a go-getter. How to work less and get more. How to solve problems without worring too much. How to live each day as it is ur last...........i dont think i am asking 2 much. A companion like this is worth billion dollars. More valuable than the word valuable itself.
Any person who gets a companion like this is the luckiest person on earth. He then doesnt need anything else.....But where is that person. where he/she is hiding..How to find him/her..........
CONFIDENCE +DETERMINATION + CONSISTENCY +KNOWLEDGE+LUCK= SUCCESS
Want to become a werewolf
Hummm lets see how u can become a werewolf.
I method
Find a werewolf and get bitten or scratched by it. Now the problem here is that, first finding a werewolf is like finding a needle in a haystack. These days every wolf claims that it is a
werewolf............Also the goverment is not doing much to protect the almost extinct species of real werewolves.
Even if somehow u r able to find a werewolf, the chances that it will only slightly injure u instead of tearing u into countless pieces is one in a million...........so be wise and drop this idea.
II Method
Born into a family that has the werewolf curse upon them. Many of these hereditary curses are alleged to go back thousands of years and usually stem from something horrible that occurred in the family bloodline causing that family to be cursed. A powerful sorcerer could have applied the curse to the family or a God or demon could have applied the curse. Now birth and death r not in ur hand. So drop this idea also.
III Method
Use black magic or enter into a pact with the devil. Throughout the medieval ages it was believed that werewolves were people who used black magic or make a blood pact with Satan. But u dont know black magic.And How on earth u will find devil and enter into a pact with it. So sorry, this method will not work either.
IV Method
eat the brain or flesh of werewolf //but were to find werewolf:
dropped
eat the brain of wolf //this might work if u r non vegi
drinking water from the paw print of a savage wolf // might work
drinking from a cursed stream // how to find cursed stream: dropped
drinking from a stream where three or more wolves have drunk from recently //this might work
eating human flesh // wont work, cannibals never became werewolvels anywhere in the history.
having sex or sexual contact with a werewolf. // hahahah u wont remain alive to ve sex......wat a joke
V Method
Use a magic belt.When the person put on the belt they would transform into the werewolf and when they were ready to become human again they would release the belt. //buy one if it is available in wallmart lol.
VI Method
Incantations and magick ointments. The incantations are poem sounding chants that can be send at different times of the year, often in conjunction with special zodiac events or full moons.
Here is one incantation u can try on full moon in a deep forest. Speak as loudly as u can so that the wolf spirits or the moon-goddess can hear u:
"Hail, Hail, Hail, great wolf spirit, Hail!
A boon I ask thee, mighty shade.
Within this circle I have made.
Make me a werewolf strong and bold.
The terror alike of young and old.
Grant me a figure tall and spare;
The speed of the elk, the claws of the bear;
The poison of snakes, the wit of the fox;
The stealth of the wolf, the strength of the ox;
The jaws of the tiger, the teeth of the shark;
The eyes of a cat that sees in the dark;
Make me climb like a monkey, scent like a dog;
Swim like a fish, and eat like a hog.
Haste, Haste, Haste, lonely spirit, Haste!
Here, wan and drear, magic spell making,
Findest thou me - shaking, quaking.
Softly fan me as I lie.
And thy mystic touch apply.
Touch apply, and I swear that when I die,
When I die, I will serve thee evermore,
Evermore, in grey wolf land, cold and raw."
"Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxx-eater!
Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxxxx-eater!
Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxxxx-eater!
I pine for blood! xxxxx blood!
Give it to me! Give it to me tonight!
Great Wolf Spirit! Give it to me, and heart, body, and soul, I am
yours!"
// I ve no idea whether this incantation will work or not but i am sure u will get attention of all wild animals lol. They will thank the moon goddess 4 providing them a free mid night dinner :))
Here is how u will look when u will read a book in ur class after becoming a werewolf.
Warning: ur classamtes will be jealous of u. So take them lightly. Dont eat them just because of their jealousy lol.
I method
Find a werewolf and get bitten or scratched by it. Now the problem here is that, first finding a werewolf is like finding a needle in a haystack. These days every wolf claims that it is a
werewolf............Also the goverment is not doing much to protect the almost extinct species of real werewolves.
Even if somehow u r able to find a werewolf, the chances that it will only slightly injure u instead of tearing u into countless pieces is one in a million...........so be wise and drop this idea.
II Method
Born into a family that has the werewolf curse upon them. Many of these hereditary curses are alleged to go back thousands of years and usually stem from something horrible that occurred in the family bloodline causing that family to be cursed. A powerful sorcerer could have applied the curse to the family or a God or demon could have applied the curse. Now birth and death r not in ur hand. So drop this idea also.
III Method
Use black magic or enter into a pact with the devil. Throughout the medieval ages it was believed that werewolves were people who used black magic or make a blood pact with Satan. But u dont know black magic.And How on earth u will find devil and enter into a pact with it. So sorry, this method will not work either.
IV Method
eat the brain or flesh of werewolf //but were to find werewolf:
dropped
eat the brain of wolf //this might work if u r non vegi
drinking water from the paw print of a savage wolf // might work
drinking from a cursed stream // how to find cursed stream: dropped
drinking from a stream where three or more wolves have drunk from recently //this might work
eating human flesh // wont work, cannibals never became werewolvels anywhere in the history.
having sex or sexual contact with a werewolf. // hahahah u wont remain alive to ve sex......wat a joke
V Method
Use a magic belt.When the person put on the belt they would transform into the werewolf and when they were ready to become human again they would release the belt. //buy one if it is available in wallmart lol.
VI Method
Incantations and magick ointments. The incantations are poem sounding chants that can be send at different times of the year, often in conjunction with special zodiac events or full moons.
Here is one incantation u can try on full moon in a deep forest. Speak as loudly as u can so that the wolf spirits or the moon-goddess can hear u:
"Hail, Hail, Hail, great wolf spirit, Hail!
A boon I ask thee, mighty shade.
Within this circle I have made.
Make me a werewolf strong and bold.
The terror alike of young and old.
Grant me a figure tall and spare;
The speed of the elk, the claws of the bear;
The poison of snakes, the wit of the fox;
The stealth of the wolf, the strength of the ox;
The jaws of the tiger, the teeth of the shark;
The eyes of a cat that sees in the dark;
Make me climb like a monkey, scent like a dog;
Swim like a fish, and eat like a hog.
Haste, Haste, Haste, lonely spirit, Haste!
Here, wan and drear, magic spell making,
Findest thou me - shaking, quaking.
Softly fan me as I lie.
And thy mystic touch apply.
Touch apply, and I swear that when I die,
When I die, I will serve thee evermore,
Evermore, in grey wolf land, cold and raw."
"Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxx-eater!
Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxxxx-eater!
Make me a werewolf! Make me a xxxxx-eater!
I pine for blood! xxxxx blood!
Give it to me! Give it to me tonight!
Great Wolf Spirit! Give it to me, and heart, body, and soul, I am
yours!"
// I ve no idea whether this incantation will work or not but i am sure u will get attention of all wild animals lol. They will thank the moon goddess 4 providing them a free mid night dinner :))
Here is how u will look when u will read a book in ur class after becoming a werewolf.
Warning: ur classamtes will be jealous of u. So take them lightly. Dont eat them just because of their jealousy lol.
Hear rare recording of actual exorcism
A sixteen-year-old girl sits in a chair in a Russian Orthodox Church. She is being held down by her mother. Light filters in from high windows and the air is thick with tension and the smell of holy incense. A priest stands over her reading the rite of exorcism. The girl squirms in her mother’s arms, groaning and growling as if the priest’s words were a torment to her mind and soul. The girl struggles violently, her groans becoming inhuman howls and deep, guttural moans of psychological pain. Then she lashes out at the priest, and in a voice that seems not to be her own, spits words of defiance.
This is not a scene from a Hollywood production. This is a partial
description of an actual exorcism that took place in a Russian parish on May 1, 2004.
You can hear an actual recorded excerpt from this exorcism here
(Windows MediaPlayer required).
(WARNING: Do not listen if you are easily upset or disturbed by such things....If u r a chicken this is not 4 u.........The sounds of
moaning and growling can be very disturbing...........Listen at ur own risk........)
Play Recording
This is not a scene from a Hollywood production. This is a partial
description of an actual exorcism that took place in a Russian parish on May 1, 2004.
You can hear an actual recorded excerpt from this exorcism here
(Windows MediaPlayer required).
(WARNING: Do not listen if you are easily upset or disturbed by such things....If u r a chicken this is not 4 u.........The sounds of
moaning and growling can be very disturbing...........Listen at ur own risk........)
Play Recording
If i marry a capricorn girl
First let me remind u, i am a capricorn too in case u forget. And
accoroding to Linda Goodman (world famous astrolger)
capricorn-capricorn is a good match. Although i doubt this match. I grew up with a capricorn girl (my sister is a capricorn). One of my first cousin is a capricorn.And there is not much difference between a capricorn boy and a capricorn girl. Both r birds of the same feather and thats y may be astrologically they flock together.
So my understandig of capricorn girls cant be questioned at all.
Whatever i say here, i say it with conviction. I know what one should and shouldnt expect from them.
I had this capricorn girl in my class. She was the most beautiful and sexiest in my whole institute. I still remember her green intoxicating eyes. (i love green eyes).Her fair, flawless skin.Her voice was also so sweet and esp her figure. She had hour glass body which always invite me 4 sex.I fantazie about her a lot. How it will be, ve ing sex with her day and night..She was the queen of my erotic dreams lol.I dreamed that after making out with her every night i will thank the god daily early in the morning 4 being with her:")
But.........there is always a but.........she was not approchable just
like a typical capricorn. She rarely smiles and always manage to keep a straight face. She was shy, reserved and not social at all.
Capricorns create a sort of shield around them which only people close to them can break in order to interact with them openly and
freely.Thats y they look arrogant and sometimes snob to others. And this shield was around her also. Not only she was damn gorgeous and sexy but very rich also. One should ve seen her flashy car.
Nobody in my class was able to interact with her except me and her best friend who was infact the richest girl in the whole institute.Unfortunately capricorns r class concious people and they dont befriend just anybody. U must ve something, either money,talent, intelligence or some special skills to be in their friend circle.
Even Being a capricorn i try hard to befriend her but failed :((
I always broke the ice. I talked to her about something, she replied back and thats it. She never started the communication and u know that u cant befriend any person without first getting involved in a two way communication. With capricorn if it is not a business meeting or official debate then it is generally a one way communication :( ........They dont like talking much. But i love chatting cos my moon sign is gemini :)
Capricorns r serious and unsocial people and so was she.I remember in one party she came only 4 few minutes and then she ran away giving some stupid excuse 'i ve to go some where'. A capricorn girl will try her best to avoid party and even if u some how pull her to the party, she wont go to the dance floor.Sigh... She will simply stand in that corner where it is hard to notice her....Even if u push her to the dance floor she will not feel comfortable....no doubt she is not meant 4 parties.:(
Sometimes she talked to me rudely without any reason. Everybody in the class knew that i love her. Except her.She never told me either verbally or through her body language that she likes me or not. Then one day in a party (which was the last party of our academic session) she gave me that rare beautiful smile. But by that time i gave up on her, so wasnt able to understand instantly her body language. Infact i was surprised.Consequently I didnt smile back, so she stopped smiling. Hahaha
Then i came to know that she liked me too.But by that time it was too late.Our academic session was almost over.Had she expressed her feelings earlier to me,had she been more opened and approchable, things would ve been different today. I lost her and she lost me :((.....By the way she was intelligent also. Earlier i thought she is beauty with no brain.But to my surprise she topped in the first semester and pushed me to the second rank. I lost first position by one marks.Hahaha
Then i worked very hard and regain my first position in the final
semester and emerged victorious:). No doubt capricorn girls r very hard working but when it comes to capricorn boys they r always at the second place B-)
Capricorn girls ve generally been rude to me in my life.I dont know y. May be thats their behaviour. MY sister never talk politely to me although she is not rude to me either. But yeah she easily gets boiled just like me lol.Teasing a capricorn girl is the last thing u should do. They dont understand pranks and think u r making fun of her........Who are more insecure in this world than any other girl . They are insecure of everything from money to retirement.
While girls of her age will be busy in partying she will think of
investment in mutual funds, provident funds, how to make my sales presentation more effective next time etc. Capricorns r innately mature people. Thats y in their childhood they dont act like child, in their teenage they dont act like teenagers. They value all things practical and this is wat that makes them boring and dull.
With such type of behaviour and attitude, no doubt capricorn girls r generally lonely throughout their life even being in a relationship. They long to be with someone, they long to be outgoing, they long to be optimistic and social but their merciless ruling planet 'SATURN'stops them from being a normal person.
SATURN is the master and all capricorns r its slave.
Infact the effect of SATURN is so tremendous, that caprciorns cant just stop working relentlessly to pursue their goals.They ve to follow their own self imposed rules and restrictions at all cost......If u r not a capricorn u cant understand these self imposed rules and restrictions.
Now imagine me marrying a capricorn girl. When i will be down. Will she raise my spirit......No....cos she is a pessimist.Now caprcorn girls r affectionate but they r not able to express their feeling. And i want a girl who can exprees her feelings to me.When i will work horribly hard will she stops me. Will she say that "himanshu its enough. Give urself a break"....No she wont as she herself is very hard working and believes that life is work and work is life. Capricorns r not demanding in relationships. Even if i dont talk to my sister (who lives in a different city now) for ages she never complain and neither i do.
And i want a girl who is atleast somewhat demanding. So that i feel worthy and important.Marrying a caprciorn girl is marrying myself. Same +ve and -ve qualities. How we will complement each other i wonder.
But Linda say capricorn-capricorn is a good match. May be.
Anyways no matter what a caprciorn girl is, i still have soft corner 4 her. After all she is of my species :)
accoroding to Linda Goodman (world famous astrolger)
capricorn-capricorn is a good match. Although i doubt this match. I grew up with a capricorn girl (my sister is a capricorn). One of my first cousin is a capricorn.And there is not much difference between a capricorn boy and a capricorn girl. Both r birds of the same feather and thats y may be astrologically they flock together.
So my understandig of capricorn girls cant be questioned at all.
Whatever i say here, i say it with conviction. I know what one should and shouldnt expect from them.
I had this capricorn girl in my class. She was the most beautiful and sexiest in my whole institute. I still remember her green intoxicating eyes. (i love green eyes).Her fair, flawless skin.Her voice was also so sweet and esp her figure. She had hour glass body which always invite me 4 sex.I fantazie about her a lot. How it will be, ve ing sex with her day and night..She was the queen of my erotic dreams lol.I dreamed that after making out with her every night i will thank the god daily early in the morning 4 being with her:")
But.........there is always a but.........she was not approchable just
like a typical capricorn. She rarely smiles and always manage to keep a straight face. She was shy, reserved and not social at all.
Capricorns create a sort of shield around them which only people close to them can break in order to interact with them openly and
freely.Thats y they look arrogant and sometimes snob to others. And this shield was around her also. Not only she was damn gorgeous and sexy but very rich also. One should ve seen her flashy car.
Nobody in my class was able to interact with her except me and her best friend who was infact the richest girl in the whole institute.Unfortunately capricorns r class concious people and they dont befriend just anybody. U must ve something, either money,talent, intelligence or some special skills to be in their friend circle.
Even Being a capricorn i try hard to befriend her but failed :((
I always broke the ice. I talked to her about something, she replied back and thats it. She never started the communication and u know that u cant befriend any person without first getting involved in a two way communication. With capricorn if it is not a business meeting or official debate then it is generally a one way communication :( ........They dont like talking much. But i love chatting cos my moon sign is gemini :)
Capricorns r serious and unsocial people and so was she.I remember in one party she came only 4 few minutes and then she ran away giving some stupid excuse 'i ve to go some where'. A capricorn girl will try her best to avoid party and even if u some how pull her to the party, she wont go to the dance floor.Sigh... She will simply stand in that corner where it is hard to notice her....Even if u push her to the dance floor she will not feel comfortable....no doubt she is not meant 4 parties.:(
Sometimes she talked to me rudely without any reason. Everybody in the class knew that i love her. Except her.She never told me either verbally or through her body language that she likes me or not. Then one day in a party (which was the last party of our academic session) she gave me that rare beautiful smile. But by that time i gave up on her, so wasnt able to understand instantly her body language. Infact i was surprised.Consequently I didnt smile back, so she stopped smiling. Hahaha
Then i came to know that she liked me too.But by that time it was too late.Our academic session was almost over.Had she expressed her feelings earlier to me,had she been more opened and approchable, things would ve been different today. I lost her and she lost me :((.....By the way she was intelligent also. Earlier i thought she is beauty with no brain.But to my surprise she topped in the first semester and pushed me to the second rank. I lost first position by one marks.Hahaha
Then i worked very hard and regain my first position in the final
semester and emerged victorious:). No doubt capricorn girls r very hard working but when it comes to capricorn boys they r always at the second place B-)
Capricorn girls ve generally been rude to me in my life.I dont know y. May be thats their behaviour. MY sister never talk politely to me although she is not rude to me either. But yeah she easily gets boiled just like me lol.Teasing a capricorn girl is the last thing u should do. They dont understand pranks and think u r making fun of her........Who are more insecure in this world than any other girl . They are insecure of everything from money to retirement.
While girls of her age will be busy in partying she will think of
investment in mutual funds, provident funds, how to make my sales presentation more effective next time etc. Capricorns r innately mature people. Thats y in their childhood they dont act like child, in their teenage they dont act like teenagers. They value all things practical and this is wat that makes them boring and dull.
With such type of behaviour and attitude, no doubt capricorn girls r generally lonely throughout their life even being in a relationship. They long to be with someone, they long to be outgoing, they long to be optimistic and social but their merciless ruling planet 'SATURN'stops them from being a normal person.
SATURN is the master and all capricorns r its slave.
Infact the effect of SATURN is so tremendous, that caprciorns cant just stop working relentlessly to pursue their goals.They ve to follow their own self imposed rules and restrictions at all cost......If u r not a capricorn u cant understand these self imposed rules and restrictions.
Now imagine me marrying a capricorn girl. When i will be down. Will she raise my spirit......No....cos she is a pessimist.Now caprcorn girls r affectionate but they r not able to express their feeling. And i want a girl who can exprees her feelings to me.When i will work horribly hard will she stops me. Will she say that "himanshu its enough. Give urself a break"....No she wont as she herself is very hard working and believes that life is work and work is life. Capricorns r not demanding in relationships. Even if i dont talk to my sister (who lives in a different city now) for ages she never complain and neither i do.
And i want a girl who is atleast somewhat demanding. So that i feel worthy and important.Marrying a caprciorn girl is marrying myself. Same +ve and -ve qualities. How we will complement each other i wonder.
But Linda say capricorn-capricorn is a good match. May be.
Anyways no matter what a caprciorn girl is, i still have soft corner 4 her. After all she is of my species :)
What if i become super human
Well as a super human i would like to have following powers:
1) Power to read people's mind.
2) Power to know anybodys' secret or the life which he/she has lived so far.
3) Power to know the history of any place. Like what happend at a particular place in the past.
4) I want tremendous will power. Can do anything on sheer will.
5) Power of telepathy (means i can send my thoughts to any person any where in the world. Like if i want u 2 call me, i can make u think, that himanshu wants u to call him.)
6) Power to hypnotise ie. to control people's mind
7) Power to control objects of any shape and size. Like making a giant truck float in the air and then make it shoot like a bullet.
I think now u got the idea. I basically want mind powers.
Which special powers u would like to ve if u get a chance to become super humans
1) Power to read people's mind.
2) Power to know anybodys' secret or the life which he/she has lived so far.
3) Power to know the history of any place. Like what happend at a particular place in the past.
4) I want tremendous will power. Can do anything on sheer will.
5) Power of telepathy (means i can send my thoughts to any person any where in the world. Like if i want u 2 call me, i can make u think, that himanshu wants u to call him.)
6) Power to hypnotise ie. to control people's mind
7) Power to control objects of any shape and size. Like making a giant truck float in the air and then make it shoot like a bullet.
I think now u got the idea. I basically want mind powers.
Which special powers u would like to ve if u get a chance to become super humans
Best and worst for Capricorns
Best Buddy:
Cancerian. Make a friend in cancer and u will be taken care of for the rest of ur life. Very good 4 life long friendship.
Best Lover:
Virgo. Very good in PDA (Public Display of affection). He/she will
always make u feel special.
Best Business Partner
Taurus. If u r really serious about ur business, get a taurus. Afterall who can do better business than them.Taurus and Capricorn alone have the capability to build up a huge empire.
Best Spouse
Scorpio.Best thing about them is their loyality and commitment. Sexually aggressive scorpio can set ur bed on fire.
Worst Spouse
Saggitarus. If u r interested in aggressive, abusive and bloody
relationship then only go 4 them.
Best Shoulder to cry on
Pisces. If u r looking 4 someone with whom u can share ur grief and sorrow, then go to a piscian.
Best Motivator
Virgo.They r higly optimistic.
Worst Demotivator
Cancerians. Going to a cancerian 4 motivation, is the last thing u
should do when u r down and out. Nobody is more pessimistic than a cancerian.They will make ur situation even worst.
Worst Enemy
Saggitarus. U hang out with him/her 4 a while and u will agree with me. Although capricorns dont mess with anybody unless and until provoked, but with saggitarus they usually become aggressive and end up in verbal or physical fight.
Best for short term romance.
Aquarius. (My favorite sunsign). Capricorns always manage to get the attention of hard to get, futuristic aquarians.
Best for one night Stand
Librans. Dont ask y :)
Best Dance partner
Librans again. These bomb shells can set the dance floor on fire.
Best financial helper
Virgos. Nobody can help u financially more than a virgo. In case of financial crisis dont forget virgos. They will help u.
Best Competitor
Saggitarus. Saggitarus ve iron will, r fearless and very social. Always surrounded by friends. They can be a big threat 4 Capricorns.
Best Advisor
Capricorns.Even 4 a capricorn, another caprciorn's advice is the most valuable.As nobody is more practical than a capricorn.
Best sunsign to look up to.
Aquarius. The sign of genius. Remember this is the age of aquarius. U can learn tons of things from aquarius. These guys although unorganised r able to do things very efficiently. Not only there r very intelligent and trendy, but very social also. Always try to make a friend in aquarius. Its good 4 ur health lol.
Cancerian. Make a friend in cancer and u will be taken care of for the rest of ur life. Very good 4 life long friendship.
Best Lover:
Virgo. Very good in PDA (Public Display of affection). He/she will
always make u feel special.
Best Business Partner
Taurus. If u r really serious about ur business, get a taurus. Afterall who can do better business than them.Taurus and Capricorn alone have the capability to build up a huge empire.
Best Spouse
Scorpio.Best thing about them is their loyality and commitment. Sexually aggressive scorpio can set ur bed on fire.
Worst Spouse
Saggitarus. If u r interested in aggressive, abusive and bloody
relationship then only go 4 them.
Best Shoulder to cry on
Pisces. If u r looking 4 someone with whom u can share ur grief and sorrow, then go to a piscian.
Best Motivator
Virgo.They r higly optimistic.
Worst Demotivator
Cancerians. Going to a cancerian 4 motivation, is the last thing u
should do when u r down and out. Nobody is more pessimistic than a cancerian.They will make ur situation even worst.
Worst Enemy
Saggitarus. U hang out with him/her 4 a while and u will agree with me. Although capricorns dont mess with anybody unless and until provoked, but with saggitarus they usually become aggressive and end up in verbal or physical fight.
Best for short term romance.
Aquarius. (My favorite sunsign). Capricorns always manage to get the attention of hard to get, futuristic aquarians.
Best for one night Stand
Librans. Dont ask y :)
Best Dance partner
Librans again. These bomb shells can set the dance floor on fire.
Best financial helper
Virgos. Nobody can help u financially more than a virgo. In case of financial crisis dont forget virgos. They will help u.
Best Competitor
Saggitarus. Saggitarus ve iron will, r fearless and very social. Always surrounded by friends. They can be a big threat 4 Capricorns.
Best Advisor
Capricorns.Even 4 a capricorn, another caprciorn's advice is the most valuable.As nobody is more practical than a capricorn.
Best sunsign to look up to.
Aquarius. The sign of genius. Remember this is the age of aquarius. U can learn tons of things from aquarius. These guys although unorganised r able to do things very efficiently. Not only there r very intelligent and trendy, but very social also. Always try to make a friend in aquarius. Its good 4 ur health lol.
Contour Y- The most controversial theory of mine
I started formulating this theory when i entered my teens and now even at the age of 26 i am still working on it. Many people criticised this theory when i published it in my school magazine. i was declared dark, evil,pessimist, gloomy and other bullshits. But who cares a damn. I got rave reviews from many like minded people.
This theory is based on my life ill experiences and the things i learned from these ill experiences.
Proposition-I: GOD DONT EXIST
If he was present, people would ve nt been suffering for ages around the world esp those who r terminally ill or suffering from deadily incurable diseases OR those who r extremely poor and hungry. We need someone to blame 4 our misfortune and failures. And for this we ve created this imaginary thing in our minds.
Proposition-II: EVIL DO EXIST
His presence can be felt every where. We can see him, feel him unlike god. We respect and fear him. Remember whenever something bad happens with us we say 'god damn' and not 'evil damn'. Even during bad times we cant dare to curse evil. He lives inside us and get evoked whenever we do sins. We cant live without lying or commiting any sin and thus cant survive without him. He is the integral part of our lives.
Proposition-III: ITS COOL TO BE PESSIMIST
Pessimist ve constant fear and doubts about their abilities and the situations around them. This fear and doubts acts as a driving force to be more careful and to do better all the time. There analytical ability is much more powerful than the opptimist. With the passage of time, pessimist improve there ability to take calaculated risks and thus become better in risk management. Since they try to do better all the time, they painfully but surely reach there goals withing the deadline.
Proposition-IV: PEOPLE WANT TO BE UNHAPPY, FRUSTRATED AND MISERABLE
Imagine if we r happy all the time. How horrible the experience will be.yyyyyyyyyyy? Since we r happy all the time, we wont feel happiness at all. Believe it or faint, we will be jealous of those who r unhappy and less fortunate. Thats y extremely rich people r generally sadistic. People get a sort of pleasure not only from their own misery but from other people's misery also. Eg:
--- All blockbuster movies ve generally sad ending like Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, Gladiator etc.
--- Most of the books/movies' famous characters are sad, dark,
frustrated, miserable or surrounded by tons of problems like RAMBO, HULK, BATMAN, SPIDERMAN, HARRY POTTER, GLADIATOR etc.
--- People love to get sympathy and compassion from those who are around and near.
Proposition-V: THERE R NO DESIGNATED PLACES 4 HELL OR HEAVEN
As long as u r true to urself u will find urself in heaven and the
moment u decieve ur self u will be on the highway to hell.
Proposition-VI: GOD IS NOT THE CREATOR OF THIS WORLD OR UNIVERSE
If u ve any doubt, go to the library and read:
-- Darwin's theory of evolution (Explains evolution of life on earth)
-- Big Bang theory (Explains creation of universe)
-- Newton's law of gravitation
-- Einstein's theory of relativity
-- Atomic and sub atomic Theories (Explain the composition of various elements on earth)
Proposition-VII: Who is Superior, a man or a woman.
This is the most controversial of all propositions. This is an eye brow raising question. Who is superior. Lets Anaylse. Give 10 points to every +ve thing regarding ur gender.
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.
.
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.
.
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.
.
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Smarter: Men............... (It is scientifically proved that men's
brain work 10 times faster than that of women. So they r able to
process information faster. It means they pick up things faster. Learn new thing quickly, and better in solving logical based or math related questions. So they r smarter.Sorry women :(
Mentally Stronger: Women............. (Men r quite weak mentally. Women on the other hand r very strong mentally and can work/survive under extremely depressed or unfavourable circumstances. So hey women here u won :)
Physically Stronger: Men (any doubt)
Compassionate: Women
Adorable: Women
Lovely: women
Kind: Women
Gentle: Women
Dangerous: men (most of the murderers in history r men)
Jealous: Women (who can be more jealous than them lol)
Talkative: Women (I love talkative women :)
Faithfull: Women
Good Employees: Women (Always try 2 hire women esp if u r in marketing)
Sincere: Women
Better Sales person: Women (wat there smile can do, million efforts of the most experienced sales man cant do)
Passionate: Women ( women libido is 8 times stronger than that of men)
Helpful: Men.... (It may sound strange but its true. Women rarely help strangers. On the other hand men dont ve any problem helping just any body. A man will do anything esp to help a woman lol. If u ve doubt, go ahead and ask help from a man when u r stranded on a loney highway at night. Although there is no guarantee whether he will expect anything in return 4 help or not lol.
Caring: women (any doubt)
Disciplined: Men
Strugglers: women (they ve to struggle a lot more in this
men's world :(
Short-tempered: Men (u need just few words to boil them)
Frustrated: Men (its strange but i ve never seen any frustrated woman)
Creative: hummmmm.....I say men (most of the famous artists in history r/were men)
Better Cook: men (most of the famous chefs in this world r men)
Better Sports-person: Men (any doubt)
So wats the score. Who is superior men or women?
i wont calculate the score here. U find it out urself. Since i am
straight and i dont wont to displease women, so no matter wats the score, i say women r superior lol.
Continued..........
This theory is based on my life ill experiences and the things i learned from these ill experiences.
Proposition-I: GOD DONT EXIST
If he was present, people would ve nt been suffering for ages around the world esp those who r terminally ill or suffering from deadily incurable diseases OR those who r extremely poor and hungry. We need someone to blame 4 our misfortune and failures. And for this we ve created this imaginary thing in our minds.
Proposition-II: EVIL DO EXIST
His presence can be felt every where. We can see him, feel him unlike god. We respect and fear him. Remember whenever something bad happens with us we say 'god damn' and not 'evil damn'. Even during bad times we cant dare to curse evil. He lives inside us and get evoked whenever we do sins. We cant live without lying or commiting any sin and thus cant survive without him. He is the integral part of our lives.
Proposition-III: ITS COOL TO BE PESSIMIST
Pessimist ve constant fear and doubts about their abilities and the situations around them. This fear and doubts acts as a driving force to be more careful and to do better all the time. There analytical ability is much more powerful than the opptimist. With the passage of time, pessimist improve there ability to take calaculated risks and thus become better in risk management. Since they try to do better all the time, they painfully but surely reach there goals withing the deadline.
Proposition-IV: PEOPLE WANT TO BE UNHAPPY, FRUSTRATED AND MISERABLE
Imagine if we r happy all the time. How horrible the experience will be.yyyyyyyyyyy? Since we r happy all the time, we wont feel happiness at all. Believe it or faint, we will be jealous of those who r unhappy and less fortunate. Thats y extremely rich people r generally sadistic. People get a sort of pleasure not only from their own misery but from other people's misery also. Eg:
--- All blockbuster movies ve generally sad ending like Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, Gladiator etc.
--- Most of the books/movies' famous characters are sad, dark,
frustrated, miserable or surrounded by tons of problems like RAMBO, HULK, BATMAN, SPIDERMAN, HARRY POTTER, GLADIATOR etc.
--- People love to get sympathy and compassion from those who are around and near.
Proposition-V: THERE R NO DESIGNATED PLACES 4 HELL OR HEAVEN
As long as u r true to urself u will find urself in heaven and the
moment u decieve ur self u will be on the highway to hell.
Proposition-VI: GOD IS NOT THE CREATOR OF THIS WORLD OR UNIVERSE
If u ve any doubt, go to the library and read:
-- Darwin's theory of evolution (Explains evolution of life on earth)
-- Big Bang theory (Explains creation of universe)
-- Newton's law of gravitation
-- Einstein's theory of relativity
-- Atomic and sub atomic Theories (Explain the composition of various elements on earth)
Proposition-VII: Who is Superior, a man or a woman.
This is the most controversial of all propositions. This is an eye brow raising question. Who is superior. Lets Anaylse. Give 10 points to every +ve thing regarding ur gender.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..........
.
.
.
..........
Smarter: Men............... (It is scientifically proved that men's
brain work 10 times faster than that of women. So they r able to
process information faster. It means they pick up things faster. Learn new thing quickly, and better in solving logical based or math related questions. So they r smarter.Sorry women :(
Mentally Stronger: Women............. (Men r quite weak mentally. Women on the other hand r very strong mentally and can work/survive under extremely depressed or unfavourable circumstances. So hey women here u won :)
Physically Stronger: Men (any doubt)
Compassionate: Women
Adorable: Women
Lovely: women
Kind: Women
Gentle: Women
Dangerous: men (most of the murderers in history r men)
Jealous: Women (who can be more jealous than them lol)
Talkative: Women (I love talkative women :)
Faithfull: Women
Good Employees: Women (Always try 2 hire women esp if u r in marketing)
Sincere: Women
Better Sales person: Women (wat there smile can do, million efforts of the most experienced sales man cant do)
Passionate: Women ( women libido is 8 times stronger than that of men)
Helpful: Men.... (It may sound strange but its true. Women rarely help strangers. On the other hand men dont ve any problem helping just any body. A man will do anything esp to help a woman lol. If u ve doubt, go ahead and ask help from a man when u r stranded on a loney highway at night. Although there is no guarantee whether he will expect anything in return 4 help or not lol.
Caring: women (any doubt)
Disciplined: Men
Strugglers: women (they ve to struggle a lot more in this
men's world :(
Short-tempered: Men (u need just few words to boil them)
Frustrated: Men (its strange but i ve never seen any frustrated woman)
Creative: hummmmm.....I say men (most of the famous artists in history r/were men)
Better Cook: men (most of the famous chefs in this world r men)
Better Sports-person: Men (any doubt)
So wats the score. Who is superior men or women?
i wont calculate the score here. U find it out urself. Since i am
straight and i dont wont to displease women, so no matter wats the score, i say women r superior lol.
Continued..........
Aquarius Girls- My favorite
Hummm Aquarius is my favorite sun sign. I dont know exactly y. May be bacause it suits my requirements lol.
Advantage of having an aquarius girl friend.
Well she is not so demanding. She will give u tons of space. She is happy in her own world. She is lively, cheerful, so wont bore u either.Since Aquarius is a sign of genius. She will pick up things very fast. Once u will tell her that 'honey i dont like this' or 'mutimedia messages r send like this' she will get it, once and for
all.:)
U can talk on any thing under the sun with an aquarian girl. Whether its politics, science,environment, pollution, sex or anything. She will be happy to discuss. Since aquarians r social, u will get the benefit of her large friend circle esp if u r in marketing or PR. No need to roam here and there to find new friends. Select from her choosen and tested friends lol.
Now Aquarians r very hard working. This mean ur acquarian girl will work very hard in whatever she does. So u can expect awesome results in bed >:)
Now the hard part.They r hard to get and east to loose type. To woo an aquarius girl u need intelligence, honesty, some wat capriciousness and patience. Unlike a virgo girl u cant take her in ur arm on the very first date.U try this and u loose her. Best way to woo an aquarian girl is to tell her honestly wat u r. If possible get naked lol.They hate double faced people and just cant stand lie.
Now u ve befriended her. Big thing. But bigger thing is keeping the relationship with her.Since an Aquarian girl is inquistive she will try to dig out every thing about u. Once she knows u completely she will get bored.So u will have to come up with new things from time to time so that she always feel excited about u. Just when she thinks she knows u completely u come up with something which she doesnt know or expected.Thats y A guy like me is best for her lol.Although i am a capricorn. But unlike a typical capricorn i am not boring and constant. y?????????cos my moon sign is gemini. So i am a chatterbox, ever changing and unpredictable sometimes.Luckly can catch attention of an aquarius girl also B-)
Advantage of having an aquarius girl friend.
Well she is not so demanding. She will give u tons of space. She is happy in her own world. She is lively, cheerful, so wont bore u either.Since Aquarius is a sign of genius. She will pick up things very fast. Once u will tell her that 'honey i dont like this' or 'mutimedia messages r send like this' she will get it, once and for
all.:)
U can talk on any thing under the sun with an aquarian girl. Whether its politics, science,environment, pollution, sex or anything. She will be happy to discuss. Since aquarians r social, u will get the benefit of her large friend circle esp if u r in marketing or PR. No need to roam here and there to find new friends. Select from her choosen and tested friends lol.
Now Aquarians r very hard working. This mean ur acquarian girl will work very hard in whatever she does. So u can expect awesome results in bed >:)
Now the hard part.They r hard to get and east to loose type. To woo an aquarius girl u need intelligence, honesty, some wat capriciousness and patience. Unlike a virgo girl u cant take her in ur arm on the very first date.U try this and u loose her. Best way to woo an aquarian girl is to tell her honestly wat u r. If possible get naked lol.They hate double faced people and just cant stand lie.
Now u ve befriended her. Big thing. But bigger thing is keeping the relationship with her.Since an Aquarian girl is inquistive she will try to dig out every thing about u. Once she knows u completely she will get bored.So u will have to come up with new things from time to time so that she always feel excited about u. Just when she thinks she knows u completely u come up with something which she doesnt know or expected.Thats y A guy like me is best for her lol.Although i am a capricorn. But unlike a typical capricorn i am not boring and constant. y?????????cos my moon sign is gemini. So i am a chatterbox, ever changing and unpredictable sometimes.Luckly can catch attention of an aquarius girl also B-)
Capricorn Girls
HUmmm in short i should say they r the most boring of all sun signs. u dare to date a capricorn girl and u will repent for sure.:)) Infact a capri girl doesnt like to go out on a date. She thinks its a waste of time and money. Ok u love me and i love u.So y we should go out on a date to show people that we love each other. Thats wat she thinks.Instead i will do my pending work or clean my room.
Now capricorns r not just workholics they r work maniacas. They derive pleasure from their work. So if u want to irritate them just keep them away from their work or make them engage in something which they consider as a waste of their time like dating lol.Capricorn girls r very good in keeping a straight face. u can never
know whether she likes u or not.They r generally not social. So u wont find them in parties, clubs etc. To detect a capri girl, u will have to go 2 her workplace. U will find her there working with a happy face.
Now to woo a capri girl is useless. She generally decides who she should be with.If she likes u, she will approach u and tell u straight away without any hesitation. If she doesnt like u than there is nothing u can do about it. A Capri girl is not romantic at all. So ur flowers, chocolate, heart-shaped ballons wont work with her.Infact she is hard core practical and look for those guys who can give her financial security and stability. So obviously rich guys or guys from well to do family or who r financially sound and established in their career is her first choice.
Capi girls r affectionate and loyal but they r not able to express their love or affection. If u r a capricorn or virgo or tauras or scorpio or cancer then they r the best for u.
Now capricorns r not just workholics they r work maniacas. They derive pleasure from their work. So if u want to irritate them just keep them away from their work or make them engage in something which they consider as a waste of their time like dating lol.Capricorn girls r very good in keeping a straight face. u can never
know whether she likes u or not.They r generally not social. So u wont find them in parties, clubs etc. To detect a capri girl, u will have to go 2 her workplace. U will find her there working with a happy face.
Now to woo a capri girl is useless. She generally decides who she should be with.If she likes u, she will approach u and tell u straight away without any hesitation. If she doesnt like u than there is nothing u can do about it. A Capri girl is not romantic at all. So ur flowers, chocolate, heart-shaped ballons wont work with her.Infact she is hard core practical and look for those guys who can give her financial security and stability. So obviously rich guys or guys from well to do family or who r financially sound and established in their career is her first choice.
Capi girls r affectionate and loyal but they r not able to express their love or affection. If u r a capricorn or virgo or tauras or scorpio or cancer then they r the best for u.
Scorpion Girls- Gift from God
My second favorite after Aquarius. But sometimes She become the first
lol. Anyways 'S' for Scorpion and 'S' for Sexy. A Girl born in this sun sign is generally drop dead gorgeous (like Librans), seductive, arrogant, serious, sober and very passionate. Her biggest personality trait is her eyes. Her always staring eyes. Like she is not looking at u but into ur soul. Its difficult to hide ones emotion from a scorpion girl. She is a sort of mind reader and can figure out quite easily wat u truly r.
A scorpion girl is the most dedicated and loyal girl among all other sun signs .If u ve an scorpion girl friend, then the chances that she will cheat on u is one in a million. So consider urself hitting a jack pot if u get a scorpion girl. If she says 'i love u to death'. She means it. Scorpions (both men and women) r so dedicated to their partners that they can even die for hem.....................Sexy,
seductive, damn gorgeous and above all so loyal, wat else a guy can ask for:-?
A scorpion girl looks mysterious and she is in fact mysterious.Its hard to find out wat she is really thinking. Like a Capricorn she is generally reserved and not so social. U may or may not find her in a party or club. To detect her, just check out the eyes of all the girls there. The most staring of them all will be a scorpion lol.
I ve no idea how to woo a scorpion girl. Perhaps i am scared to do that
lol. When she stares at me, i break eye contact. Its really hard to stare back
lol. She will stare and stare and stare and then she will realize that she is staring. So then she will stop staring. Wat i think, its very difficult to propose a scorpion girl. cos she unknowingly frowns most of the time, giving other person the feeling of dislike and fear. If she smiles then consider urself very lucky.y???????.............cos she wasn't able to hide her feelings this time. A very good sign to approach her and to say those golden words 'i love u'...........OH man i taught C (a programming language) to this scorpion girl and she was so damn gorgeous and sexy. She was my student at that time so i maintained a
distance from her. But now i think how foolish i was. Now she is lost somewhere and i often think of her:((
Anyways, now a word of caution, in spite of the above mentioned qualities there is one danger also. Yeah u heard right 'danger'. If u want a rose be prepared for its thorns also. Never dare to cheat on a scorpion girl. Like girls of other sun signs she wont forget/forgive u at all. She will take revenge at all cost. No matter, she may ve to wait 4 years. But she wont spare u. She will make sure that u suffer every inch of ur life. If got a chance will happily destroy ur career and life. But this can be a danger only for road-side Romeos or two timing double cross runts. But 4 good guys she is a gift from god. Someone to be proud of. She is on of those few who can make a Capricorn boy smile :)
lol. Anyways 'S' for Scorpion and 'S' for Sexy. A Girl born in this sun sign is generally drop dead gorgeous (like Librans), seductive, arrogant, serious, sober and very passionate. Her biggest personality trait is her eyes. Her always staring eyes. Like she is not looking at u but into ur soul. Its difficult to hide ones emotion from a scorpion girl. She is a sort of mind reader and can figure out quite easily wat u truly r.
A scorpion girl is the most dedicated and loyal girl among all other sun signs .If u ve an scorpion girl friend, then the chances that she will cheat on u is one in a million. So consider urself hitting a jack pot if u get a scorpion girl. If she says 'i love u to death'. She means it. Scorpions (both men and women) r so dedicated to their partners that they can even die for hem.....................Sexy,
seductive, damn gorgeous and above all so loyal, wat else a guy can ask for:-?
A scorpion girl looks mysterious and she is in fact mysterious.Its hard to find out wat she is really thinking. Like a Capricorn she is generally reserved and not so social. U may or may not find her in a party or club. To detect her, just check out the eyes of all the girls there. The most staring of them all will be a scorpion lol.
I ve no idea how to woo a scorpion girl. Perhaps i am scared to do that
lol. When she stares at me, i break eye contact. Its really hard to stare back
lol. She will stare and stare and stare and then she will realize that she is staring. So then she will stop staring. Wat i think, its very difficult to propose a scorpion girl. cos she unknowingly frowns most of the time, giving other person the feeling of dislike and fear. If she smiles then consider urself very lucky.y???????.............cos she wasn't able to hide her feelings this time. A very good sign to approach her and to say those golden words 'i love u'...........OH man i taught C (a programming language) to this scorpion girl and she was so damn gorgeous and sexy. She was my student at that time so i maintained a
distance from her. But now i think how foolish i was. Now she is lost somewhere and i often think of her:((
Anyways, now a word of caution, in spite of the above mentioned qualities there is one danger also. Yeah u heard right 'danger'. If u want a rose be prepared for its thorns also. Never dare to cheat on a scorpion girl. Like girls of other sun signs she wont forget/forgive u at all. She will take revenge at all cost. No matter, she may ve to wait 4 years. But she wont spare u. She will make sure that u suffer every inch of ur life. If got a chance will happily destroy ur career and life. But this can be a danger only for road-side Romeos or two timing double cross runts. But 4 good guys she is a gift from god. Someone to be proud of. She is on of those few who can make a Capricorn boy smile :)
Gemini Girls
Well first thing that i should tell u about them is that they can be quite imperceptible esp if u r a capricorn or cancer guy. Even being a capricorn i can understand them a hell more better than other capricorns or other sun signs................y??????........cos i ve 23 years of experience in dealing with fickel minded geminis. I ve been raised by a gemini (my mummy is a gemini ;-)
So from the very childhood i ve been trying to understand geminis lol. And now i can understand there intricated beahvioural patterns. Gemini is a sign on unstability. So with a gemini girl u r always on a move. U r always ready to accept changes. She is a chatter box. So if u want to annoy her. Just stop talking to her and then see wat will happen. Soon she will become peevish and will provoke u to speak either by complaning or through verbal fight.
I vent seen a single bitchy gemini girl in my life. She is simple, pure hearted, very social, talkative, hard working, unorganised and less fortunate. Less fortunate in the sense that she doesnt get anything easily in life. She has to work extra hard to get even those things which other people acquire easily.....Now a capricorn is highly organised and a geminig girl is highly unorganised. She has no fixed time 4 anything. She just cant get this thing that y one should sleep at 11.30 pm everyday or wake up at 6.am. Y not sleep at 3 am one day and 7 pm the other day. y we should eat lunch at lunch time or dinner at dinner time.
y i should follow certain rules to live life the capricorn way. But even being so unorganised she is some how able to do her work in an effecient and timely manner. That impress me a lot...... Dating a gemini girl is like dating several girls simultaneously lol. Her ever changing moods can be quite annoying sometimes............a gemini girl is the most girly girl among all other sun signs.
Infact she is an icon of feminity. She looks so delicate that u may think how she is able to do day to day work like going to college on foot or in a car. From where she gets all the energy........But the bottomline is that she is very energetic. More energetic than ur wildest imagination. She can do mutiple tasks simultaneosuly and can work very hard also...............One minus point is that she is inconsistent in whatever she does. She is always ready for a change. She may change profession several times in her life.
Now to woo a gemini girl, u will ve to do all those things which u ve been seeing on TV/ Movies for ages...................Buy bunch of flowers or some soft toy or chocolate, greeting card, heart shaped balloon or any girly stuff u can think of. Then gift it to her in an impressive manner .............Candel light dinner, dance etc will work great.;-)
A gemini girl is very sensitive and a break in relationship can be devastating 4 her. She is prone to depression and sometimes migrane. :-(......................Its very difficult for her to move on with her life after a broken relationship.
cancerian boys beware, geminis r not for u. Infact cancer is the worst match for a gemini girl. Gemini girl get along very will with a leo, libran, aquarius or a gemini boy.........I can write a bible on a gemini girl but then u will get pissed. So ending my blog write here.
So from the very childhood i ve been trying to understand geminis lol. And now i can understand there intricated beahvioural patterns. Gemini is a sign on unstability. So with a gemini girl u r always on a move. U r always ready to accept changes. She is a chatter box. So if u want to annoy her. Just stop talking to her and then see wat will happen. Soon she will become peevish and will provoke u to speak either by complaning or through verbal fight.
I vent seen a single bitchy gemini girl in my life. She is simple, pure hearted, very social, talkative, hard working, unorganised and less fortunate. Less fortunate in the sense that she doesnt get anything easily in life. She has to work extra hard to get even those things which other people acquire easily.....Now a capricorn is highly organised and a geminig girl is highly unorganised. She has no fixed time 4 anything. She just cant get this thing that y one should sleep at 11.30 pm everyday or wake up at 6.am. Y not sleep at 3 am one day and 7 pm the other day. y we should eat lunch at lunch time or dinner at dinner time.
y i should follow certain rules to live life the capricorn way. But even being so unorganised she is some how able to do her work in an effecient and timely manner. That impress me a lot...... Dating a gemini girl is like dating several girls simultaneously lol. Her ever changing moods can be quite annoying sometimes............a gemini girl is the most girly girl among all other sun signs.
Infact she is an icon of feminity. She looks so delicate that u may think how she is able to do day to day work like going to college on foot or in a car. From where she gets all the energy........But the bottomline is that she is very energetic. More energetic than ur wildest imagination. She can do mutiple tasks simultaneosuly and can work very hard also...............One minus point is that she is inconsistent in whatever she does. She is always ready for a change. She may change profession several times in her life.
Now to woo a gemini girl, u will ve to do all those things which u ve been seeing on TV/ Movies for ages...................Buy bunch of flowers or some soft toy or chocolate, greeting card, heart shaped balloon or any girly stuff u can think of. Then gift it to her in an impressive manner .............Candel light dinner, dance etc will work great.;-)
A gemini girl is very sensitive and a break in relationship can be devastating 4 her. She is prone to depression and sometimes migrane. :-(......................Its very difficult for her to move on with her life after a broken relationship.
cancerian boys beware, geminis r not for u. Infact cancer is the worst match for a gemini girl. Gemini girl get along very will with a leo, libran, aquarius or a gemini boy.........I can write a bible on a gemini girl but then u will get pissed. So ending my blog write here.
Capricorn Men
Well i dont ve words to praise a capricorn guy lol.He is sober,
serious,sophisticated, sensual, arrogant and classy in short. He is like a wine who improves with age.His biggest necessity is success and self development at all cost. He is generally shy and reserved and dont talk much. But when he talks people listen. He is very witty and only people like aquarius and gemini can dare to mess with him verbally.
A capricorn guy is very energetic and doesnt know anything about taking rest. He takes rest only when it becomes physically impossible for him to work any more. He is the most hard working among all sunsigns. He has tunnel eye view and highly task oriented. Once he selects a goal, he is totally preoccupied with the task unless and until the task is successfully completed.
By nature capricorn guy is not romantic but to please his partner he will do any thing from buying a bunch of flowers to candel light
dinner. He probably will take help of a cancerian guy who is an expert in romancing.
Biggest problem in his life is to create a balance between his
work and personal life. He wants to achieve his goals and at the same time wants to spend quality time with his partner also.
A Capricorn guy is attracted to a girl who is sexy esp with heavy
breast and a great body. (thinks wat he will squeeze and suck in bed lol). Flat chested or skinny girls can become good or even best friends depending on their intelligence, communication skills and other personality traits. But spouse/ girl friend, no way..........
The first thing that get his attention is the body. Remember capricorns r body concious people and they r generally in shape if not muscular. If they r fat then it means they r too busy to work out but they always have this feeling in their mind that they r fat and they need to be in shape and will try hard to cut down calories and fat.....So if u r fat then the chances r very less that u will atrract a capricorn guy...Sorry:(.......
U can woo a capricorn guy first by ur body and then by ur overall
personality. U need to be independent and at the same time should love to be depended on him.......If u ask me, virgos r expert in getting a cappy guy. There killer looks, beautiful smile, great body and open willingess to befriend/mate makes him crazy.
Capricorn guy gives up quickly on hard to get girls. Since he is
practical and very busy, he doesnt think twice before moving on. So if u r used to throwing tantrums or playing mind games u r fooling urself and not him. He wont wait 4 u long. Get ready 4 multiple orgasm when in bed with him. He can/will fuck u all night.He will do everything to please u from oral to anal sex.
Capricorns r loyal, trust worthy, responsible and honest people and so is he.....He cant flirt. Infact he doesnt know whether he is flirting or not lol.
Capricorn guys r attractive, dashing,smart and very successful.
cappy guys r not social, so u will usually not find them in parties or clubs..Then where u can find them??????????U can find them at the place where u can find all capricorn girls also.............silly thats their work place. u can easily find them in business meetings, corporate parties, conferences, seminars and all those boring places u can think of, like library lol.
Capricorn guy is materialistic. He generally thinks of money, flashy cars, success and more success.He is pretentious and doesnt mix up with every body. Quite selective when picking up friends esp girl friend. He wants her girl friend to be something to be proud of. With whom he can show the world that how good is his choice.Look at her, she is mine. She is not my wife, she is my pride :)
serious,sophisticated, sensual, arrogant and classy in short. He is like a wine who improves with age.His biggest necessity is success and self development at all cost. He is generally shy and reserved and dont talk much. But when he talks people listen. He is very witty and only people like aquarius and gemini can dare to mess with him verbally.
A capricorn guy is very energetic and doesnt know anything about taking rest. He takes rest only when it becomes physically impossible for him to work any more. He is the most hard working among all sunsigns. He has tunnel eye view and highly task oriented. Once he selects a goal, he is totally preoccupied with the task unless and until the task is successfully completed.
By nature capricorn guy is not romantic but to please his partner he will do any thing from buying a bunch of flowers to candel light
dinner. He probably will take help of a cancerian guy who is an expert in romancing.
Biggest problem in his life is to create a balance between his
work and personal life. He wants to achieve his goals and at the same time wants to spend quality time with his partner also.
A Capricorn guy is attracted to a girl who is sexy esp with heavy
breast and a great body. (thinks wat he will squeeze and suck in bed lol). Flat chested or skinny girls can become good or even best friends depending on their intelligence, communication skills and other personality traits. But spouse/ girl friend, no way..........
The first thing that get his attention is the body. Remember capricorns r body concious people and they r generally in shape if not muscular. If they r fat then it means they r too busy to work out but they always have this feeling in their mind that they r fat and they need to be in shape and will try hard to cut down calories and fat.....So if u r fat then the chances r very less that u will atrract a capricorn guy...Sorry:(.......
U can woo a capricorn guy first by ur body and then by ur overall
personality. U need to be independent and at the same time should love to be depended on him.......If u ask me, virgos r expert in getting a cappy guy. There killer looks, beautiful smile, great body and open willingess to befriend/mate makes him crazy.
Capricorn guy gives up quickly on hard to get girls. Since he is
practical and very busy, he doesnt think twice before moving on. So if u r used to throwing tantrums or playing mind games u r fooling urself and not him. He wont wait 4 u long. Get ready 4 multiple orgasm when in bed with him. He can/will fuck u all night.He will do everything to please u from oral to anal sex.
Capricorns r loyal, trust worthy, responsible and honest people and so is he.....He cant flirt. Infact he doesnt know whether he is flirting or not lol.
Capricorn guys r attractive, dashing,smart and very successful.
cappy guys r not social, so u will usually not find them in parties or clubs..Then where u can find them??????????U can find them at the place where u can find all capricorn girls also.............silly thats their work place. u can easily find them in business meetings, corporate parties, conferences, seminars and all those boring places u can think of, like library lol.
Capricorn guy is materialistic. He generally thinks of money, flashy cars, success and more success.He is pretentious and doesnt mix up with every body. Quite selective when picking up friends esp girl friend. He wants her girl friend to be something to be proud of. With whom he can show the world that how good is his choice.Look at her, she is mine. She is not my wife, she is my pride :)
Weird Excuses guys can come up with
when caught red handed fucking another girl. How they will explain their act later to their girl friends:
--- "Honey that girl came up from no where and raped me. I am victim of sexual assault."
--" that was ur hallucination. You need sex honey."
-- "That was a part of my science project. Dont u know i doing research on human mating and orgasm"
--"I am sorry. I shoud have asked u:("
--"Dont be so jealous. It was just a healthy sex"
--" what u saw was fake sex. Actually i was doing rehearsal 4 my annual college porn video"
--"I was warming up 4 our honey moon dear"
--"Hey it wasnt my fault. Blame little Jhonny (penis). He is the culprit.
--"Hey i didnt cheat on u. Infact u cheated on me. I was testing u. u didnt stop me and abandoned me to get engaged in unintentional sex"
--"u should ve stopped me. If u rnot going to correct me , then who will. Very bad. I didnt expect this from u.
--" The light was dim. I fucked her, thinking it was u"
--"Actually i was masturbating with her. And maturbation is not considered as cheating, i guess.
--"I didnt cheat on u. I told u yesterday that i am going to meet a client 4 a big business deal and things may get out of control."
--- "Honey that girl came up from no where and raped me. I am victim of sexual assault."
--" that was ur hallucination. You need sex honey."
-- "That was a part of my science project. Dont u know i doing research on human mating and orgasm"
--"I am sorry. I shoud have asked u:("
--"Dont be so jealous. It was just a healthy sex"
--" what u saw was fake sex. Actually i was doing rehearsal 4 my annual college porn video"
--"I was warming up 4 our honey moon dear"
--"Hey it wasnt my fault. Blame little Jhonny (penis). He is the culprit.
--"Hey i didnt cheat on u. Infact u cheated on me. I was testing u. u didnt stop me and abandoned me to get engaged in unintentional sex"
--"u should ve stopped me. If u rnot going to correct me , then who will. Very bad. I didnt expect this from u.
--" The light was dim. I fucked her, thinking it was u"
--"Actually i was masturbating with her. And maturbation is not considered as cheating, i guess.
--"I didnt cheat on u. I told u yesterday that i am going to meet a client 4 a big business deal and things may get out of control."
Guys Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or BASKETBALL.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or BASKETBALL.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
**Can anybody tell me.............
how to live life to the fullest. How to live each day as it is ur last. Many people say this crap. But i ve not seen a single person who is living his/her life to the fullest.Yeah sure there r countless things 2 do in life.But 4 that u need plenty of money also.Without money
where u will see urself everyday, either in ur local park/market which is at a walking distance or same boring nearby shopping malls or picture halls. Or if u r lucky enough 2 live near sea shore, then at the beach. Thats it.
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With money u can go to different clubs everyday. From good to the best. Travel different places. Go to distant forests 4 tracking or climb mountains. U can do para sailing. U can watch ur favorite sports live. U can shop unique items from every place u visit. U can see the world.Buy anything u like. As usual many will say i dont agree with u himanshu. Money can't buy happiness. Hahahaha wat a joke.
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First define happiness pls.Happiness is contetment associated with pleasure dear. Every person has different needs and many needs.
--need 4 food, clothes,fresh air and suitable temperature.ie physiological needs
--Need 2 be free from harm or danger i.e security needs
-- Need to be accepted by people and the society. Need to belong to various group ie Social needs.
--Need to gain wealth, power, status, esteem ie esteem needs
--Need to maximize one's potential ie. self actualization needs
Physiological needs cant be fufilled at all without money.
To feel secure u need a house and esp a job so that u feel financially secure. For house u again need money(whether u hire or buy). To get a job u need education/ talent. To get education u need money. Talent which is not polished well cant show its full gleam. To polish ur talent u need money. So 4 security needs u need money again.
Now come the social needs. U wont get friends if u r a beggar. People love u more 4 u ve than wat u r. Trust me. For eg a gorgeous girl generally has tons of friends if she is social. She doesnt need to try hard to get friends.Some will befriend her in a hope to make out with her some day. Some will befriend her just to show off( i know that babe, she is my friend). Few will befriend her without any self interest.
esteem needs are themselves related with acquisition of money. With money comes the power and the status.
Now comes the self actualization need which is the only need which has nothing 2 do with money.
As u can see most of these needs cant be fullfilled without money.Unfullfilled needs lead to frustration rather than pleasure.
So how u r going 2 feel happy without getting pleasure.
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.
.
Now if u want 2 earn more than an average person than u will have to work more than an average person. More work means more time is required.Thats means less time for recreation activities or other u do to get pleasure(like chatting with friends or sex). If ur work brings pleasure than u r a lucky person otherwise may god ve mercy on u.
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u work more u earn more but no time left to do anything rather than stuffing ur mouth with food and crashing on the bed at midnight.
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.
.u work less u earn less. Plenty of time is available to kill flys.
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.
.
And people say live life to the fullest=))
where u will see urself everyday, either in ur local park/market which is at a walking distance or same boring nearby shopping malls or picture halls. Or if u r lucky enough 2 live near sea shore, then at the beach. Thats it.
.
.
.
.
With money u can go to different clubs everyday. From good to the best. Travel different places. Go to distant forests 4 tracking or climb mountains. U can do para sailing. U can watch ur favorite sports live. U can shop unique items from every place u visit. U can see the world.Buy anything u like. As usual many will say i dont agree with u himanshu. Money can't buy happiness. Hahahaha wat a joke.
..
.
.
First define happiness pls.Happiness is contetment associated with pleasure dear. Every person has different needs and many needs.
--need 4 food, clothes,fresh air and suitable temperature.ie physiological needs
--Need 2 be free from harm or danger i.e security needs
-- Need to be accepted by people and the society. Need to belong to various group ie Social needs.
--Need to gain wealth, power, status, esteem ie esteem needs
--Need to maximize one's potential ie. self actualization needs
Physiological needs cant be fufilled at all without money.
To feel secure u need a house and esp a job so that u feel financially secure. For house u again need money(whether u hire or buy). To get a job u need education/ talent. To get education u need money. Talent which is not polished well cant show its full gleam. To polish ur talent u need money. So 4 security needs u need money again.
Now come the social needs. U wont get friends if u r a beggar. People love u more 4 u ve than wat u r. Trust me. For eg a gorgeous girl generally has tons of friends if she is social. She doesnt need to try hard to get friends.Some will befriend her in a hope to make out with her some day. Some will befriend her just to show off( i know that babe, she is my friend). Few will befriend her without any self interest.
esteem needs are themselves related with acquisition of money. With money comes the power and the status.
Now comes the self actualization need which is the only need which has nothing 2 do with money.
As u can see most of these needs cant be fullfilled without money.Unfullfilled needs lead to frustration rather than pleasure.
So how u r going 2 feel happy without getting pleasure.
.
.
.
Now if u want 2 earn more than an average person than u will have to work more than an average person. More work means more time is required.Thats means less time for recreation activities or other u do to get pleasure(like chatting with friends or sex). If ur work brings pleasure than u r a lucky person otherwise may god ve mercy on u.
..
.
u work more u earn more but no time left to do anything rather than stuffing ur mouth with food and crashing on the bed at midnight.
.
.
.u work less u earn less. Plenty of time is available to kill flys.
.
.
.
And people say live life to the fullest=))
**What do u mean when u say........
I love u?
4 centuries people have been using this phrase to start an intimate relationship. To gain proximity, Without realizing what the hell they mean by that. So what do u mean when u say "I love u". U mean u like me 4 what I am or 4 what i ve or upto now i am living up to ur expectations and meeting ur terms and conditions.
Every individual has his own criteria and terms and conditons to love others. yeah its true. For eg. u love tom (ur boy friend) to death. y? cos he is cute,sexy,caring,affectionate,polite or watever. He gives me the time i deserve and above all he is not
cheating on me as long as i know.
But not every day is sunday. Time and circumstances change everything .Now ur bf can't give u the time u deserve cos he is busy with his work. He is so busy these days that he has put on weight. Since he spends more time with his colleagues than with u, so he may develop liking 4 someone at the work place.
But he is a good guy, so he will try to suppress his feelings and desires. After all he doesnt want to cheat on u. Now he is trying really hard these days cos he is being seduced by his sexy colleague who is not satisfied with her huby.
Now after trying hard all day and meeting the deadlines of targets and other things he comes home to find out that his gf is screaming at him cos today he was supposed to come 2 hrs early 4 the britney spears concert. Now u ve ruined my evening. Tom u dont love me the way u used to. Said the angry gf.
Now comes the weekend. Tom and his gf at a food joint. Tom doesnt like chocolate flavored ice cream any more unlike her gf who still loves it more than anything else in this world. Y u ve ordered vanilla my dear. Said the gf. I dont like chocolate
any more Said Tom .Over years tom liking 4 chocolate has diminished. But u like tom cos he is so much like u. We share common interest .That’s y i befriended him in the first place.
Tom is not eager to loose weight. cos he is 2 busy with his work and doesnt want 2 spend his late evenings in a gym sweating, just cos u want him 2 be in shape all the time. But he was in great shape when me met the first time. u know this. Thats y i
befriended him in the first place.
Tom has been strongly influenced by his friends at the workplace. Now he has become materialistic. which u ve never liked .Tom has changed .i.e. he no longer lives up to ur expectations any more. Now the time has come to make him live up to my
expectaions. Tom i want u 2 be fit. I want u 2 spend quality time with me(i.e. the time u think is reasonably enough to be considered as quality time).
I want my old tom back (ie the tom that used to live up to my expectations and met my terms and conditions). Now the harder part. Tom doesnt want to be the old tom any more y? cos he likes the way he is. But he has 2 please her gf also. As he loves her. So he will try half heartedly just 2 show off. He will go to
gym late in the evening. He will swallow the chocolate ice cream. He will make sure that he doesn’t do anything which he didn’t do early in the relationship.
This is known as trying hard 2 survive the relationship. The moment u start trying, ur relationship is about 2 get over. And it
happended. One day tom didn’t go to the gym and instead went with his sexy colleague to a club(who likes him cos he is able to live up to his expectations). u spotted him with his colleague. And
here the last excuse u needed, Tom has cheated on u. How dare he. U slapeed him in the public. Relationship over.
Poor baby. Said the colleague. Tom happy cos he doesnt ve to change himself now any more and his new partner loves him (cos he is able to live up to her expectation up to now).
Whereas u r single once again. Looking 4 someone who can live up to ur expectation and follow ur own unsaid terms and conditions 4 eternity.
Change is inevitable. If u can accept the change u can stay in a relationship 4 ever. If u cant. u will change partners throughout ur life.
4 centuries people have been using this phrase to start an intimate relationship. To gain proximity, Without realizing what the hell they mean by that. So what do u mean when u say "I love u". U mean u like me 4 what I am or 4 what i ve or upto now i am living up to ur expectations and meeting ur terms and conditions.
Every individual has his own criteria and terms and conditons to love others. yeah its true. For eg. u love tom (ur boy friend) to death. y? cos he is cute,sexy,caring,affectionate,polite or watever. He gives me the time i deserve and above all he is not
cheating on me as long as i know.
But not every day is sunday. Time and circumstances change everything .Now ur bf can't give u the time u deserve cos he is busy with his work. He is so busy these days that he has put on weight. Since he spends more time with his colleagues than with u, so he may develop liking 4 someone at the work place.
But he is a good guy, so he will try to suppress his feelings and desires. After all he doesnt want to cheat on u. Now he is trying really hard these days cos he is being seduced by his sexy colleague who is not satisfied with her huby.
Now after trying hard all day and meeting the deadlines of targets and other things he comes home to find out that his gf is screaming at him cos today he was supposed to come 2 hrs early 4 the britney spears concert. Now u ve ruined my evening. Tom u dont love me the way u used to. Said the angry gf.
Now comes the weekend. Tom and his gf at a food joint. Tom doesnt like chocolate flavored ice cream any more unlike her gf who still loves it more than anything else in this world. Y u ve ordered vanilla my dear. Said the gf. I dont like chocolate
any more Said Tom .Over years tom liking 4 chocolate has diminished. But u like tom cos he is so much like u. We share common interest .That’s y i befriended him in the first place.
Tom is not eager to loose weight. cos he is 2 busy with his work and doesnt want 2 spend his late evenings in a gym sweating, just cos u want him 2 be in shape all the time. But he was in great shape when me met the first time. u know this. Thats y i
befriended him in the first place.
Tom has been strongly influenced by his friends at the workplace. Now he has become materialistic. which u ve never liked .Tom has changed .i.e. he no longer lives up to ur expectations any more. Now the time has come to make him live up to my
expectaions. Tom i want u 2 be fit. I want u 2 spend quality time with me(i.e. the time u think is reasonably enough to be considered as quality time).
I want my old tom back (ie the tom that used to live up to my expectations and met my terms and conditions). Now the harder part. Tom doesnt want to be the old tom any more y? cos he likes the way he is. But he has 2 please her gf also. As he loves her. So he will try half heartedly just 2 show off. He will go to
gym late in the evening. He will swallow the chocolate ice cream. He will make sure that he doesn’t do anything which he didn’t do early in the relationship.
This is known as trying hard 2 survive the relationship. The moment u start trying, ur relationship is about 2 get over. And it
happended. One day tom didn’t go to the gym and instead went with his sexy colleague to a club(who likes him cos he is able to live up to his expectations). u spotted him with his colleague. And
here the last excuse u needed, Tom has cheated on u. How dare he. U slapeed him in the public. Relationship over.
Poor baby. Said the colleague. Tom happy cos he doesnt ve to change himself now any more and his new partner loves him (cos he is able to live up to her expectation up to now).
Whereas u r single once again. Looking 4 someone who can live up to ur expectation and follow ur own unsaid terms and conditions 4 eternity.
Change is inevitable. If u can accept the change u can stay in a relationship 4 ever. If u cant. u will change partners throughout ur life.
Why Boys Fall in Love With Girls
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
Some Things about gals u wont ever understand
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to
confirm that.
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would
always be around you...
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you
know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one
else
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with
you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her
know
about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from
Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be
the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around
with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
confirm that.
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would
always be around you...
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you
know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one
else
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with
you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her
know
about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from
Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be
the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around
with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
Guys and Girls Facts
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
Girl Facts:
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl stops and asks him about them,
she is wondering if you will always be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
When a girl doesnt act as nice as she would to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
Girl Facts:
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl stops and asks him about them,
she is wondering if you will always be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
When a girl doesnt act as nice as she would to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
Love Letter Written By A Genius
This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their
relationship...... and so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl..
he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true lo
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl, the boy told
the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to
read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but
the Odd Number
lines..
However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their
relationship...... and so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl..
he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true lo
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl, the boy told
the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to
read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but
the Odd Number
lines..
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